The next day Kierstin took us out the the swamp. Chauncey wanted to kill some alligators since he had recently become a fan of the t.v. show "Swamp People". We probably saw about 8 alligators in all. At first we were convinced they were fake, but after one flinched when we hit it with a stick we were believers.
After a few hours and some snacks it was time to watch the Ol' Timey bands preform at St.Roch's Tavern. Stumps The Clown among others put on a pretty good show. Chauncey and I decided to use alternative transportation. We only had one bike and that only meant one thing...nut to but.
It was fun to see people playing saws and washboards and gettin down with a kazoo. Once that wound down it was time for the Bounce Dance Party. Bounce is the specific beat that the swampy women with armpit hair love to shake their asses to. It was totally amazing to see the crust punks and hot-jams team united in a clothed orgy. There were tons of amazing costumes as well. Chauncey's luscious hair was very sought after from the punk rock womens. However he was slightly confused by the large quantities of hair they had on their under arms, but once you put a few drinks in Chauncey he doesn't complain about it really. We had to ride 2 up back from the bar. Chauncey was too inebriated to be homophobic and I was able to rest my tooshy comfortably upon his testicles. We decided we'd sleep in the neighbors back yard this night to avoid the harshly judgmental crust lord gear police. We awoke in the morning and said our goodbyes and headed home.
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